Archive for the 'video games' Category

I was visiting my parents over the weekend and I brought over a couple of my Wii games. I showed my 11 and 15 year old sisters how to play Goldeneye and we were having a lot of fun shooting each other. My parents walk in and my mom freaks out, because she doesn’t want her daughters playing shooting games I guess. My dad says, “Cool, I want to play!” He took one of my sisters’ controllers, shot me in the face, and laughed. IMMD.

I Nanny two very active boys (7 and 10) . While I normally love my job the longer hours with Christmas break have been getting to me. I took them out to pizza and gave them each $2 for the arcade in hope of getting 10 minutes to myself. As the boy were using their last tokens, I got a little bummed my free time was up. Just then the world best waitress pulled two fist fulls of tokens from her apron and said “Here, I’m tired of carrying these around.” The extra 30 minutes of sanity MMD! 

Last week, i was working at an Anime and video game convention in Western Ky, and we were double-booked in the convention center with a wedding reception. The guests looks varied from horrified to amused as they wandered through. Later in the evening, two little flower girls, about 4 and 3, came running out with a disposable camera. "Come on, let’s go take pictures of the crazy people!!!" IMMD

Submitted by: Lacey

My microbiology lab teacher at university, who is 40 years old, wears a lab coat with a Umbrella corp. patch. IMMD

Submitted by: Wesker

While driving on the freeway I spotted a car with cardboard as a bumper and windows. I pointed it out to my sister and she said "lag, give it some time to load the rest of the car." IMMD

Submitted by: Jono555

My husband is helping the kids get through Mario and he turned to me yesterday and said, "I’ve got 99 lives ’cause a fish ate one!" IMMD!

Submitted by: Cutlows

I just moved into my new apartment building. Said building has a library near the laundry room. First book I see laying out on the table, a fully illustrated WOW atlas. IMMD

Submitted by: KaliHestia