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A friend of mine told me a story about how he was working at the movie theater the night of the New Moon release. He was working concessions when he saw a group of girls hovering around a giant Edward stand-up. He turned away for a moment, then looked back to find that they had put a Hufflepuff scarf around its neck. IMMD.

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… Team Cedric! – Sauce

As we were walking into the cinema today, we noticed that someone had ripped Edward’s head off of the huge new moon display. By the time we got out the head of Jacob was also missing. My friend walks over to the huge cardboard cut out and rips off Bella’s head and says ” I feel bad that no one wants her, why don’t you take her home.” IMMD

A little girl I was babysitting wanted to do arts and crafts. She spilled glitter all over her skin and proceeded to cry. When I asked her what was wrong she sniffled and said, “I don’t want to be a vampire!” IMMD.

I was shopping the other day when I passed a custom t-shirt store that sold Twilight and New Moon t-shirts. My favorite? “Team Jacob… Real men DON’T sparkle” IMMD

I went to see the New Moon movie, and when Bella said “You can’t hurt each other without hurting me”, someone yelled “Hurt her!”. The entire room laughed. IMMD

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… What I’d give for that “hurt her” to actually happen. – Allonsy86