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I was at a church picnic auction today (South Texas) and two Twilight dolls (Edward and Bella) were one of the items up for auction. Starting bid on each was $20. They were each sold for $10. Southern folk knowing garbage when they saw it MMD.
I was unfortunate enough to enroll in a writing college class to have Twilight as required reading. On first day, the professor assigned us to read Twilight, so we can know how NOT to write a book.
While going costume shopping, my friends and I see some wolf ears with a chippendale dancer's costume.
"How does that make you a werewolf?"
"It's the Twilight version." I love my friends.
Submitted by: Neve
Last night at work I put on sparkling body lotion, without realizing the implications… I’m a phlebotomist, and lots of patients like to refer to me as a vampire. I didn’t remember till a 90 y/o woman looked at me and said “Go Team Edward!” It made her LOL and IMMD
Submitted by: Ariannda
I was sitting on the front porch with my puppy. He was chewing on one of our lawn chairs, so I threw him a plastic Twilight cup with Bella’s face on it. He took one look at her, and started barking angrily at the cup. I guess he’s not a fan of Kristin Stewert either. IMMD
Submitted by: ProudPupOwner
I went to see Eclipse and at the end of the movie the seniors sitting next to us say ‘I didn’t understand any of that, did you?’ IMMD
Submitted by: James
When my boss discovered I’d set the office computer’s wallpaper to show the photoshopped pic of Edward and Bella spied on by a dinosaur, she not only laughed but mischievously declared, "I’m Team Raptor."
Submitted by: Happy Minion
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