Archive for the 'things kids say' Category

My 6 year old and I were listening to Bon Jovi. He asked me if bad medicine was green. IMMD

Submitted by: Bennysmom

My five year old nephew was rocking out on his toy electric guitar, when I asked what he was ‘playing’ he shot me a *duh* look, told me "Kings of Leon?!" and started singing very loudly, "Whohhhh, my socks are on fire…"

Submitted by: the vav

My 6-year-old daughter and I have been watching a lot of our favorite show lately but I hadn’t realized how much till we had fishsticks for supper last night. Halfway through the meal she informed me she was out of "tardis sauce." IMMD

Submitted by: Melanie

My 2-year-old step brother was pounding on the keys of my laptop while I had AIM up and I asked him "are you saying bad things about me to people?" He replied "yeah." IMMD

Submitted by: Danielle

While playing with my 4 y/o I had a pain in my chest and grabbed my chest. She ran to the door whimpering and terrified. When I asked her what was wrong she told me an Alien was going to burst out of my chest now. IMMD

Submitted by: Ripley

I asked my 6 year old cousin what Neil Armstrong said when he stepped onto the moon. He thought about it for a minute and then said "…yay!" IMMD

Submitted by: Hannah

I put six straws between my fingers to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 4 year old daughter and asked her "who am I?". She replied, "an idiot." IMMD

Submitted by: Tod