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My 6 year old daughter was running around the house yelling, making it impossible for me to get any work done. I yelled at her, "Stop! You’re driving me crazy." She responded "it’s a short trip." We played Wii instead. IMMD

Submitted by: Everett

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Wow, it only took two comments for some droog to piss on the cornflakes. -Don

I was trying to wipe my 2 year old son’s nose when he cried "NO! NOT MY BOOGERS!" IMMD.

Submitted by: DNJMOM

My husband and I were discussing our sick dog the other day. I told him that I thought he was getting dehydrated because his nose was bone dry. The next day my three year old informed me that he thought he was dehydrated. I laughed and asked him why he thought that. He said "because my nose is dry!" IMMD

Submitted by: Courtney Anderson

My 5-year-old niece drew a picture of my mother with Crayons, and gave her bright blue hair. When my brother asked her if Grammy was an old blue hair, my niece said, "Um, YEAH, like a ROCK STAR!"

Submitted by: Sam