Archive for the 'things kids say' Category

After my wife’s grandmother died, we explained to our three-year-old that when we went to the funeral home, Grandma would be there, but it would just be her body. My daughter thought for a second and then asked, What about her head? IMMD.

Submitted by: Headless

My mom asked my five-year-old sister if she wanted to be a princess. She said, "No, I wanna be a cop!" IMMD!

Submitted by: AwesomeLi’lSis

While chastising my son, my husband yelled "seriously! what planet are you from!?" my son look up confused and replied "…Earth?" IMMD.

Submitted by: Ezzie

A few years ago I took a date and her then four-year-old daughter to lunch. The girl went to the bathroom and upon returning ask what we had ordered her. I said it was a blueberry and whale blubber sandwich, she wrinkled her nose and said "I don’t like blueberries." IMMYear

Submitted by: dondiego80

I help work at a karate school. When setting the kids up to spar, I asked them what the first rule of sparring was. One kid raised her hand and yelled, "Don’t talk about Fight Club!" IMMD

Submitted by: Mr, Dink

We’ve been going over manners a lot with our two sons, trying to get them to say please, thank you, and you’re welcome. Today, while at the ATM, the machine said "Thank you for banking with us." From the backseat, I hear two unified "You’re welcome!"’s. IMMD!

Submitted by: Momof2

Today at work, after dealing with rude customer after rude customer, a little boy (no older than 7) offered me a gummy worm and asked me to be his valentine! IMMD

Submitted by: Valentine