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Today I drew a picture of Spider Jerusalem from Warren Ellis’s “Transmetropolitan” comic and posted it on Twitter. Warren complimented me on it via Twitter. IMMD.

Submitted by: Kristin Marie

The first question on my Chemistry midterm was worded as such:

"A base is not like an acid because a base _____"

A. Has a pH above 7
B. Has a pH of 7
C. Has a pH below 7
D. Are all belong to us

IMMD

Submitted by: AnonyMouse

I was reading my 35th consecutive page of IMMD when my boss asked me what I was doing, figuring I was caught I told him about IMMD, he asked for the link. I keep hearing giggling from his office. IMMD

Submitted by: SlackWorker

Today, my family was watching a movie and before it started, there was a trailer for American Pie. At the end of the trailer, somebody pushes the sides of his PB&J so that it looks like a vagina. My mom said "Haha! Rule 34!" IMMD.

Submitted by: Ben

I was playing Call of Duty 2 Modern Warfare and while I was playing a person who I thought I recognized was playing in the same round as me. It was my Grandmother… And she was beating me…

Submitted by: Craig Clyburn

Two kids in my class were playing “superheroes” on the playground at recess, and suddenly one of them kicked the other kid in the groin. When I asked him why he did it he said, “I was attacking his weak point for massive damage.” IMMD

Fave Comment

… KID A used GROIN KICK! It was super effective.
KID B FAINTED! – KitsuneFlaw

My friend was searching for a mop bucket earlier. As she stormed around the house, opening every cabinet, she came up to my dad and said “HAZ U SEEN MAH BUKKIT?” IMMD.