Archive for the 'that’s the spirit' Category

I work in a small shipping warehouse, and we put on a Christmas music station. Immediately my boss went upstairs and started throwing packing peanuts down on us to make it snow. IMMD

While I was in the mall’s food court, I saw an old man play the accordion. He was playing a medley of Christmas songs, before breaking into the guitar line to Enter Sandman by Metallica. IMMD!

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… Maybe he thought it was “Enter Santaman” – Rich

My mom sent me a whole box of kazoos in the mail, along with a book of “Zombie Christmas carols”! IMMD.

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… Oh Christmas Brains! Oh Christmas Brains! Thy taste is so delicious! – Rich

My boss was lifting our Christmas tree up so I could slip the stand in underneath. He said “Guide me in…” I said “It doesn’t fit!” We laughed so hard we dropped the tree. IMMD.