Archive for the 'that’s the spirit' Category

My parents, who are proud rednecks, bought my little brother the Three Wolf Moon shirt for Christmas. They were completely ignorant of its infamy, and totally serious. IMMD

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… that totally trumps my wolf in front of an american flag tshirt – Josh R.

For Christmas my parents got me the Zombie Survival Guide. They also gave me a crowbar, a kitchen knife, and A pass for a shooting range. When I asked why they responded with “There’s a class 1 outbreak in Japan.” IMMD

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… It’s Japan, the worst we’ll see in the States is…Two Girls, One Corpse. – Narg

On my evening walk with my dog, I noticed two snowmen in someone’s front garden. On closer inspection, one was actually a snow mermaid, complete with breasts and carrot-top nipples. IMMD.

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… Was the other one Bugs Bunny saying “What’s up, Doc?” – Jarrod

Every year, my family hires a Santa to stop at our Christmas Eve party to give presents to the kids. My 6 year old niece was less than impressed though, when Santa asked what she wanted for Christmas, she said “I’ve told you twice already, don’t you check your email?” IMMD

My dad told me that when he walked into a craft store that had been devastated by Christmas shoppers, his first thought was, “Man, this crap would be fun to roll up with a Katamari.” IMMD

After finishing gift wrapping what seemed like a million present, my fiance asked me to join him in the living room. Once there, he presented me with an empty wrapping paper tube, grabbed one for himself, and we proceeded to fence with empty tubes. IMMD.

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… Good news for you, after getting married you will get real swords! – Burk

A buddy of mine at work put an aluminum pole on a nice pvc tube stand in my cubicle for Festivus. It was there to greet me when I walked into work this a.m.