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A college instructor brought a rat snake to class. I like snakes so I wanted to show my professor. I held the snake out to him and said, "hey, Doc…you like snakes?" I thought he saw the snake because he reached for my arm. Suddenly, he jumped a foot in the air. He said, "I thought you asked if I wanted a mint. Mints don’t have tongues!" IMMD

Submitted by: erin

I was helping a fellow student hang a wrinkled curtain in her studio space. She asked if there was an iron in the building, and I reached into my purse and pulled one out. Her expression was priceless. IMMD

Submitted by: Olivia

Last night, drunk me did the dishes, cleaned up, and hung the washing out for hungover me. I don’t remember any of it. IMMD

Submitted by: agrajjag

I snuck into the bathroom while my husband was showering, opened the curtain when his head was covered in water and he couldn’t see me, and grabbed his privates. He screamed like a little girl. IMMD.

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… Who wouldn’t scream like a little girl in that situation? Totally gonna do that now tho. – The Russian