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The other day my boyfriend and a buddy of his were working on remodeling a house. My boyfriend asked me to bring something to him, so I headed over. Thinking he had seen me, I walked up behind him and slapped his butt. He proceeded to yell “what the hell, John!” and look around the room for a sharp object, then noticed it was me. IMMD

I was grocery shopping with my mum and my 11 year old brother when I spotted an old lady wearing a very gaudy Christmas t-shirt that read “How naughty do you think I am?” On reading this my brother said “I’ll bet not very with that hip replacement” and IMMD

I asked my boyfriend where he had gotten me this gorgeous necklace for my birthday. He told me and I kissed him. He asked what that was for, so I said “Every kiss begins with K, right?” And his response was “Oh, well I meant to say I got it at BJ’s” IMMD

Last night, the lightbulb in the bedroom went out, but instead of changing it, my husband just lit candles. IMMD.

Yesterday I had sex, ate breakfast, saw a movie, and had sex again (same girl) all while my roommate only played World of Warcraft. IMMD.