Today I ate a SILF. Like a MILF, only it’s a sandwich. It was that good. IMMD.
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… was it a sloppy joe? – Valk
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Archive for the 'sex' Category
Big Boy
Oct. 12, 2009
AP Chemisrty Ranger
Oct. 12, 2009
I was in chemistry class when a student asked about which bonds were strong and my teacher replied, “Just remember- Long and Strong.” After a moments silence, she said, “I meant short and strong…short and strong.” I whispered to my friend, “We all know what SHE is doing tonight.”
Fave Comment
… DO NOT WANT!!! Wait, Is she one of those rare hot teachers? – The Russian
John L.
Oct. 9, 2009
Today my girlfriend’s period started again. She said:”Oh honey, it’s blow job week again.” IMMD
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… i just wash off. this is a much better approach. – chad
Mel
Oct. 8, 2009
I found out my ex’s new boyfriend dumped her because of the face she makes during orgasms. IMMD.
Tory
Oct. 2, 2009
Yesterday my supervisor who I hardly ever talk to, asked me to have sex with him. I told him it’d be like having sex with my father. His face made my day.
Roneisha
Sep. 29, 2009
The first guy I ever dated made me feel incredibly undesirable. He just e-mailed me asking if I would have sex with him if he paid me. I forwarded it to his wife and IMMD.
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