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I work for the Institute of Medical Molecular Diagnostics in Berlin. IMMD.

In college chem lab, we were working on an experiment that involved the use of Bunsen burners. Our professor walked by and blew a handful of copper dust into one of the flames, causing green smoke to go up. The girl next to me looked at him and gasped “You’re Harry Potter!” IMMD.

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… Did he then yell “Diagon Alley!”? – Kaite

I recently saw a car with the license plate PBZPLIN. (PB is the atomic symbol for Lead…). IMMD.

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… His other plate reads “FeMAIDN” – Air

A guy in my chemistry class wasn’t paying attention today and there was an extra hydrogen drawn on a particular molecule on the board. The teacher told him to, “Go to the board and rub one out.” He was shocked. IMMD

I was in chemistry class when a student asked about which bonds were strong and my teacher replied, “Just remember- Long and Strong.” After a moments silence, she said, “I meant short and strong…short and strong.” I whispered to my friend, “We all know what SHE is doing tonight.”

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… DO NOT WANT!!! Wait, Is she one of those rare hot teachers? – The Russian

Today in Physics class, our ditzy teacher was trying to do a demonstration with dry ice, lost control of the hose and blasted herself in the face with it. IMMD.