Archive for the 'revenge' Category

I own a coffee shop. One of my regulars who is lactose intolerant came in a specifically asked me to fix him a very large mocha, made with whole milk. It seems that the other guys at his work have been farting a lot so he was going to get revenge. While making his drink we discussed strategy. IMMD.

Yesterday my parents finally admitted to being wrong about the whole Dungeons and Dragons = Satan Worshipping thing. IMMD.

Fave Comment:

“..Satan wasn’t even an NPC in my last two campaigns.” – guzele

Today I saw a hummer parked in two spaces, with a parking ticket on the window. IMMD.

Sitting on my porch, I watched a man walking his dog and not picking up after it. I then saw the same man walk back by and step on his own dog’s poop. He was pissed. IMMD