Archive for the 'poetic justice' Category

The other day I found the receipt (with time of purchase and debit card #) in my freshly vandalized yard. The vandals were caught. IMMD.

After my mum gave my cat a bath, although I insisted for her not to do it, the cat peed in her favourite shoes. IMMD

Fave Comment

… nice going blaming it on the cat…
and stop peeing in ur mom’s shoes for cat’s sake!!! – interpreted

I ran into an ex who dumped me (and my daughter) because he wasn’t ready to try the “Dad thing”. Turns out the girl he was cheating on me with was already 4 weeks pregnant IMMD

While I was making a sandwich while on the phone and I noticed the lunch meat and cheese I had used was moldy. Disgusted, I quickly put it down. Then my brother ran in and grabbed the sandwich exclaiming “MINE NOW SUCKER!” and took a big bite. IMMD

Coming home from the movies, we found that someone had TPed our cars and part of our fence. Eventually we noticed three boys hiding by one of the cars, who took off running when we found them. They left behind two bags full of more TP (they were just getting started!), $20, and their cell phones (with their parents’ numbers). IMMD.

Fave Comment

… Can’t beat free toilet paper in this economy. – Nancy

A lady in traffic was holding up the line by talking on her cell phone, when the person behind her beeped their horn, she gave them the finger without looking. The then cop turned on his flashing lights… impeding traffic, disorderly conduct, and she had a warrant and IMMD

Instead of finding a normal parking space, this guy parks his porche in front of trolley/wheelchair ramp near the exit of the supermarket, to use an ATM. A disabeld man in an electric wheelchair ran straight into his car. The guy went crazy at the wheelchair guy and everyone there started abusing the porche guy. IMMD