Archive for the 'poetic justice' Category

I needed to trim my bangs, but my cat was sitting in the sink under the mirror and he refused to leave. He’s been shedding like crazy this season, so the sink was covered in fur. So, I figured what the heck, and cut my hair while leaning over the counter above him. Today I got to shed on him and IMMD!

Submitted by: Sweettems

I was pulling into the gas station when some guy in a huge truck stole my pump. I had to pull around him to the pump behind. As I was filling my tank, I heard "Hey, does you guys’ pump work?" Instant karma. IMMD.

Submitted by: Andy

Today, when driving home from work, a jerk in a huge pickup truck decided to cross double yellow lines to get around a slow moving car in front of me. The yellow Cobra behind the pickup turned out to be an unmarked cop car. IMMD.

Some girl slammed me outta the way to get to the toilet cubicle I was headed to. Later on I saw her walking round the mall with her miniskirt tucked into her underwear. IMMD.

I watched as a car stopped at an intersection just as the light turned yellow, pissing off the guy behind her. After stopping, he switched lanes, then proceeded to run through the (now) red light, failing to notice that a cop happened to be waiting on the opposite side of the intersection. Everybody saw that but him, until the lights started flashing. IMMD.

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… “You shall not pass!”… “Wanna bet?”…”See, told ya.”… – Anastasia

Chicago traffic was a bitch, so some people were using the shoulder of the highway to get around… a guy in a light blue Prius decided to park in the shoulder and block the cheaters until the cops showed up and gave them all tickets. thanks to the guy in the Pruis! IMMD

To make money during the holidays I normally bake cookies that my friend then sells at a stall in the park. Today my mom’s boyfriend came up to my mom with a plate of cookies and was saying he had worked so hard to bake them just for her, looking at them we both realized they were mine and we knew he was a jerk. IMMD