Archive for the 'parents' Category

While waiting for dinner to be served at a restaurant, I got bored and started playing with my whiteboard application on my iPod Touch. My father asked to have a turn. By the time I got my iPod back, I noticed 2 or 3 drawings of erect penises saved in my photos. IMMD.

Submitted by: Sgt. Pepper

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… Incestuous hints, there’s an app for that. – KayKay

Last night, my mum said to my dad that he needed a hair cut, because he was started to look like Logan from the X-Men. Later that night, he jumped into the living room with tin-foil claws taped to his hands and screamed "WOLVERINE!!!" IMMD.

Submitted by: Hollie

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… I would have grabbed some magnet off of the fridge and pwned his ass. – heather

Today, my family was watching a movie and before it started, there was a trailer for American Pie. At the end of the trailer, somebody pushes the sides of his PB&J so that it looks like a vagina. My mom said "Haha! Rule 34!" IMMD.

Submitted by: Ben

My mom always made fun of me for liking my Nintendo Wii. After I moved out, she bought her own because it looked fun. Now she understands. IMMD.

Yesterday my supervisor who I hardly ever talk to, asked me to have sex with him. I told him it’d be like having sex with my father. His face made my day.

Today as my 3 year old son was watching his getting his morning fix of Veggie Tales, I walked up to him and gave him a good scare. He looked at me with his most serious 3 year old face, pointed and said in his most serious 3 year old voice “You lucky your cute Mommy” and went back to watching Veggie Tales. IMMD