Archive for the 'oops' Category

My high school biology teacher tried bringing a deer heart to class to dissect. When he opened the bag in class, he realized that he had accidentally left the heart in the fridge and instead grabbed the chicken breasts his wife was thawing for dinner. He called her in the middle of class to explain what he did. IMMD.

At checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, “PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX.” The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word ‘tampax’ for the word ‘thumbtacks.’ He came back on the intercom with: “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?” IMMD.