Archive for the 'oops' Category

At the bus stop this morning, I opened my wallet to discover my two year old son had exchanged all of my money with Monopoly money. My bus driver laughed, and charged me $5 Monopoly. IMMD!

Today my Dad made apple crumble for the first time in his life and he was so proud of it. We sat down after dinner to eat it, only to discover he’d accidentally used salt instead of sugar! IMMD

Submitted by: Cara

Today, my last day of school, I struggled home with a huge amount of stuff. When I finally got to put it all down and take off my shoes, I was freaked out to see that I had what appeared to be an enormous, brown caterpillar stuck to the bottom and side of my shoe. Horrified, I took a closer look. Turns out, it wasn’t a caterpillar at all. I was relieved. It was a big, furry fake mustache. IMMD

Submitted by: RainbowPoof

The phone rang and as soon as I picked up, a woman’s voice screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I asked who she wanted to speak with and she replied "um, sorry! Wrong number!" and hung up. IMMD

Submitted by: Misery

One of the visitors in the locked psych unit was wearing a snuggie and wasn’t allowed to leave until they verified he wasn’t a patient. IMMD

Submitted by: Don’t wear that it public

My family plays Marco Polo to find each other. While toy shopping for a pregnant friend, I Marco’d and a little boy replied with ‘mommy?’ His name is actually Marco. IMMD

Submitted by: TFleming

A few weeks ago, my fiance was shoveling the driveway when I left for the gym. Unbeknownst to me, I had locked him out of the house, but he still had access to the garage. When I came home 1.5 hours later, not only was he not mad about being locked out, but he had cleaned the garage! IMMD

Submitted by: Cori