Archive for the 'old people' Category

Today, I saw a 90-something year old man wearing a canary yellow sweatsuit, taking a power-walk. Gramps was wearing a circa 1986 Walkman tape player. The song blaring from his old-school foam headphones? “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger. IMMD

To reprogram a phone, I asked this old lady to press the pound sign. When she asked what was that, I told her it was the tic-tac-toe. She then asked me if she needed to leave out the X’s and O’s. IMMD

Fave Comment

… just pass those on to grandpa for me! – Hales

I had a elderly couple come into my establishment and ordered breakfast. I made their drinks and the lady was trying to put her straw in her drink and was having a difficult time doing it. She said “i don’t have good aim”, then her husband said ” and thats why you sit down to pee.”

I saw two teenagers stopped at a green light at a major road, honking at and flipping off an old man crossing slowly. As a result, the old man dropped his pants and mooned the youngsters. IMMD

I was 20c short of a bus ticket and the driver was going to kick me off. An old lady sitting in the front seat spotted me the 20c and called the driver a douche. IMMD.

Today I went to Chick-fil-A for lunch and watched the Cow help an elderly woman across 4 lanes of traffic. IMMD

I just watched a 70 year old professor skateboard to his next class. IMMD

Fave Comment

… Yeah, the budget cuts at our local universities have been a bitch, too. – Fat Sparrow