Archive for the 'old people' Category

Today, while I was working in the food stand at the local carnival, the cover band began to play a slow song. At the chorus "If you want to see how true love should be, then just look at us", an elderly man stood, helped his wife up, and the two of them slow danced around the seating area for the rest of the song. Seeing two people still so in love with each other completely MMD.

My husband’s grandmother is 93 y.o. and we were discussing who should have her car as she could no longer drive. My 10 y.o. girl said “At least now it won’t smell like old people.” I asked her what old people smell like and, after consideration, she exclaimed “I don’t know! Ham?” IMMD

Submitted by: Jen

I went to see Eclipse and at the end of the movie the seniors sitting next to us say ‘I didn’t understand any of that, did you?’ IMMD

Submitted by: James

today on the bus an old dude(about 80-90) was getting agitated because the bus was pretty late and all of a sudden he yelled "hurry up so i can go home and pork my wife!" IMMD

Submitted by: saywhat???

While nearing the end of a long day of cashiering, an elderly woman came through my line and wrote out a check. While she was writing she told me "I’m a little slow today. I went to moonlight bingo last night, and of course after that you have to try the slots." IMMD.

Submitted by: WouldYouLikeABag

After my grandmother had surgery to remove a very large tumor her doctors talked about giving her a prosthetic palate. They told her that they would use local anesthetic to put it in and that it would feel like she’d had "about eight Manhattans". My grandmother replied, "Well, dear, why don’t you just give me the eight Manhattans." IMMD then and still makes me laugh now!

Submitted by: kate

Today my lively 92-year-old friend complained that his aerobics class was too boring because it was "full of old people" and IMMD.

Submitted by: Faith