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I work in a bakery and as I was putting out our muffin selection for the day a lady grabbed a few of the chocolate chip muffins (sitting next to where the Bran muffins go) and asked if they were bran. I apologized and let her know it was chocolate chip to which she responded by holding a finger to her lips and saying, "These will be the yummiest bran muffins ever." It totally MMD!

Submitted by: douknowthemuffinlady

When I walked into work this morning I headed straight for the bakery to get some coffee and as I passed the donut case I saw that for the first time ever there were churros there. The bakery manager said she had ordered them by mistake and she was trying to get rid of them so they were $.50 each. Totally MMD to have coffee and churros for breakfast

Submitted by: Sabrina

After cleaning my apartment I went outside to take the trash out. As I was walking back inside I noticed a Subway gift card on the ground. It’s got $5 left on it. I now have lunch for tomorrow. IMMD.

Submitted by: iagirl

I ordered a 99 cent Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box. When I unwrapped the sandwich it had a huge angus beef patty instead of the tiny cheap one. IMMD

Submitted by: mel

The other day at breakfast, my Godson excitedly said "I figured out how we get smoked ham!" He then moved his fingers apart like the Vulcan sign and said "A pig’s hoof is like this, so they stick cigarette in the middle and smoke to flavor their hams." I almost spit out my coffee from laughing! IMMD

Submitted by: JohnnieAnn

Yesterday I bought a useful little thing that not only cuts the crust off my sandwich, but it also makes it into two little dinosaurs. today I woke up at noon and came downstairs only to find my brother had set up an entire jungle of bologna and cheese dinos, complete with lettuce trees and little basil leaves in the dino’s mouths. My brother is 18. IMMD.

I was at the mall going to see a movie with my dad and a friend when one of those free-sample people offers my dad something that looks like hard candy. He takes one and pops it in his mouth and says “Its soap” IMMD.