Archive for the 'neighbors' Category

I work the night shift and my punk of an upstairs neighbor woke me up for the 4th day in a row. This morning, as he’s running around like an idiot, I hear a loud THUD. Silence then the faint cry of him crying his brains out. IMMD.

The neighbors in the apartment below mine have a habit of having really obnoxiously loud sex frequently. This morning they started at 6AM, and were still going until about 10AM. My boyfriend and I couldn’t take it anymore, and in a hungover rage I decided to yell from the balcony near their bedroom window “She’s FAKING! Faking it!!!” Seconds later we heard the guy say “What?!” to the girl and they stopped. IMMD

The other day i caught a family taking raspberries off our bush and looked at me like, “Oops busted!” I failed to tell them that’s where every neighborhood dog pees. IMMD