Archive for the 'money' Category

My desk drawer woudn’t close so I pulled everything out. Found a paper I’d been looking for, a loose $10 and a unopened chocolate bar. IMMD

We were heading to the bar and had to stop by an ATM. In front of us was this total yuppie d-bag in a Passat, yapping away on his cell. He took forever to pull away. When we finally pulled ahead we saw he left his withdrawal of $20 was still sitting in the machine. We waited to see if he would turn around for it but he had already sped off. Free drinks on the d-bag! IMMD.