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My 7 year old daughter asked me, “Daddy, can you and mommy put your privates together and make me a brother?” IMMD.

After me and my buddies son watched his dad thoroughly screw up the assembly of a bbq grill, his 9 year old son turned to me and asked, “Do you know what I want for my birthday?” I said, “Transformers?” He said, “No to be told I am adopted.” IMMD!!!

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While waiting in line, a little girl beside me gets really excited to see a cop standing beside us. The little girl says to cop, “Don’t worry, I like cops.” The response was “at least there is somebody.” IMMD.

Today as my 3 year old son was watching his getting his morning fix of Veggie Tales, I walked up to him and gave him a good scare. He looked at me with his most serious 3 year old face, pointed and said in his most serious 3 year old voice “You lucky your cute Mommy” and went back to watching Veggie Tales. IMMD

Today, my 5 year old sister gave me, “the talk.” She told me when bird’s and bee’s have a baby the mommy bird’s tummy gets very big and out pops a baby human. IMMD

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