Archive for the 'little kids' Category

Last week, i was working at an Anime and video game convention in Western Ky, and we were double-booked in the convention center with a wedding reception. The guests looks varied from horrified to amused as they wandered through. Later in the evening, two little flower girls, about 4 and 3, came running out with a disposable camera. "Come on, let’s go take pictures of the crazy people!!!" IMMD

Submitted by: Lacey

My 6 year old son is growing out his hair over the summer. I asked him if he was growing it out to look like Justin Bieber, to which he replied "No Mom, to look like Elvis!" IMMD!

Submitted by: Elvis’ Mom

I was in line at Walmart with a full cart when my 3yo said "I have to poop!" I asked the elderly man behind me if I could leave my cart while I took him to the bathroom. When I came back I thanked him again and said "At that age, when you gotta go, you gotta go" and he shook his head and said "Not just at that age." IMMD

Submitted by: Kristen

My friend’s 4-year old, having misheard the word "potluck" on tv asked, "what’s a plotfuck?" Without missing a beat, his very prim and proper grandmother answered, "that was the entire season of Dallas that turned out to be Sue Ellen’s dream." IMMD!

Submitted by: Sunny in PDX

Today, my aunt was telling me about her going to see the "Vagina Monologues" soon. My 8 year old cousin overheard, and immediately asked "What’s a monologue?" IMMD

Submitted by: Louise

My one year old (whose middle name is Ann) was yelling to her Daddy who was in the yard and could not hear her through the window. After yelling "Daddy" a few times very loudly, she said even louder "Daddy Ann"! She already knows the middle name means business. IMMD

Submitted by: DK

I was at the barn where I take riding lessons, and as I was grooming and tacking my horse, a 7 or 8 year old boy (probably the younger brother or sister of another student) walked up to the enormous industrial fan and said into it, "Luuuuke, I am your faaathhherrrr." It definitely MMD.

Submitted by: Steph