I was working at a special needs day camp and a kid was picking his nose. I told him to stop picking his nose and he said, “I’m not picking my nose, I’m cleaning my finger.” IMMD
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Archive for the 'kids' Category
Erik
Oct. 2, 2009
Cara
Sep. 24, 2009
Yesterday the announcer at my kid’s little league game, instead of saying that the bases were loaded, said “All your base are belong to Craig’s Hardware and Appliance.” That’s the name of my son’s team’s sponsor. IMMD.
Michael
Sep. 13, 2009
Put Elmer’s glue all over my hands and peeled it off like it was my skin. I did this in front of my five-year-old and he lost his shit. IMMD.
Ashley
Sep. 10, 2009
I was babysitting last week, and one of the kids asked the other one what “emo” meant. She said, “I think it means stupid.” IMMD.
Jacob
Aug. 14, 2009
Today my daughter was playing Wii without wearing the wrist strap, and threw her controller into my $2000 plasma TV. Now I don’t have to watch Project Runway. IMMD.
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