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I went to a local stand up comedy show and it was really terrible. Most of the people were up there for the first time and just rambled on and on with no jokes. Then, my Spanish teacher got up on stage. He started talking about all the stupid slogans they have at our school and it was really funny. I didn’t know he could be that funny. Senor Davis, You MMD!
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This month has not been particularly good for me – discovered my boyfriend had been cheating on me, my grandma was diagnosed with cancer and my workplace is making hefty cuts meaning I have less money coming in. Despite all of this, one of my friends has taken the trouble to post little jokes on my facebook, and texts me to make sure I am ok. Still having friends who care and go out of their way to keep you happy MMD
Submitted by: Boo
A coworker and I were having a discussion about the rash of recent pharmacy robberies, and I jokingly suggested one option would be for pharmacies to make dummy OxyContin pills that were actually "industrial strength laxatives for elephants". Just as I said that, another coworker passed by our cubicles and looked absolutely horrified as he heard (apparently ONLY) that phrase. The shocked look on his face as he hurried away totally MMD!
Back in high school we used to use the schools T183 graphing calculators in math. I would always type a joke or funny quote on it before handing it back at the end of class. Whenever I borrowed it again, my teacher had always typed a new joke or funny quote back. It always MMD.
I was out bowling one night with my friends, & I was wearing my "Talk Nerdy To Me" t-shirt. A security guard called us over & at first we didn’t know why. He looked at us, then looked at me & said "E=MC2" winked & walked off. He was the first person to ever do that. IMMD
Submitted by: Geeky Girl
Today at my school we had no bell. This was due to a small fire which burnt through the wires of the fire bell.
So our principal decided that he was going to be our bell over the PA system. So instead of a bell we had a principal making dad jokes over the PA all day. IMMD
Submitted by: Neil
In English class we finished reading ‘A Christmas Carol’ and were supposed to create a little joke about how mean Scrooge was. My friend said ‘Scrooge is so mean, for Christmas he got tiny Tim a 3 legged dog. IMMD
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