Archive for the 'internets' Category

Someone spilt a drink in class and a person beside him meant to say “What happened?” but it came out “What happen?” Random classmates, and even the teacher, recited the entire All Your Base intro, including the Move ZIG! parts. IMMD.

When trying to figure out why our dog had been in season for so long, my mum did a Google search for “bitches in heat.” Best bit, she couldn’t figure out why the results had nothing to do with her search! IMMD

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… Welcome to the Internets, Mum. – Shar

I asked my grandpa if he was going to fly back for Christmas with the family, and he snorted and said “yeah, in my ROFLCOPTER.” IMMD.

Today my teacher google searched for images of insects. Or so she thought; she had actually searched for inscest. IMMD

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… Did she find pictures of relatives misspelling each other? – Rich

I got an email from a professor telling us class was canceled for the day by writing “all your class are belong to us”. IMMD

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… Wait, are you sure that class was canceled? Could he just have been sick and sent a cyborg substitute to take over? – Starcat

I went out to eat with my dad. The waitress came up to the table and said, “Aww, is he your dad?” And I said, “Nah, he’s just some guy I met on the internet.” Her reaction was priceless. IMMD.

In a chatroom someone came in and began spamming how his chat was better and advertising quite shamelessly. We kicked him from the room and i said ‘He had an i d 10 t error, too bad it couldn’t be fixed’. Of my friends then replied ‘yeah, you need the l33t firewall to prevent that error’ IMMD.

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… Also, PICNIC= Problem in Chair not in computer. – Amanda