Archive for the 'i LoLed' Category

A display sign in the supermarket advertised "Whole Seedless Watermelons," beneath which someone had neatly written "Personal Size." The display contained limes, not watermelons. IMMD.

Submitted by: super shopper

While chastising my son, my husband yelled "seriously! what planet are you from!?" my son look up confused and replied "…Earth?" IMMD.

Submitted by: Ezzie

I took a trip to rugged Montana. Went to a tough bar with my cousin. While playing pool, the guy at the table next to me was singing to himself "Conjunction junction, whats your function." IMMD

Submitted by: Dale

A coworker walked into the office and says, "Is everyone ready for the FIFA Cup?" To which another rather confused coworker replies, "Fee f*** up?" IMMd

Submitted by: PJN @ GHB

A few years ago I took a date and her then four-year-old daughter to lunch. The girl went to the bathroom and upon returning ask what we had ordered her. I said it was a blueberry and whale blubber sandwich, she wrinkled her nose and said "I don’t like blueberries." IMMYear

Submitted by: dondiego80

I answered the phone to a breathless rush of teen-ese today. When I tried to break in she was very indignant and yelled "You aren’t my mom…" To which I answered, "Well, you aren’t my kid." She huffed in true teen fashion and hung up. IMMD

Submitted by: Your mama doesn’t live here

Journey was blasting on the stereo in receiving. As I walked past one of the unloaders, he says "don’t go back there its like an episode of glee" IMMD!

Submitted by: dunno source