Expecting to get the answer ‘penguins,’ I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don’t fly. She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, “Dead ones.” IMMD
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Amy saturnacw24
I saw a hearse that had a license plate that read, ‘onewayride’. IMMD
koi
I watched a drunk girl try to puke in a trash can with little wheels on the bottom. She fell into the trashed can. IMMD.
Kiranfai
My 7 year old daughter asked me, “Daddy, can you and mommy put your privates together and make me a brother?” IMMD.
Sarah
The girl I’m in love with got a boyfriend a few weeks ago. She called me today and said they broke up. She found gay porn under his bed.IMMD.
Grape_Soda656
I passed a sign on the road that said “Sex without consent is RAPE”…except someone spray painted over the giant word RAPE and put “A SURPRISE!”. IMMD


