Archive for the 'i LoLed' Category

Today, I found a copy of The Village People’s Greatest Hits album in my Dad’s house. He said it was for work. IMMD!

Submitted by: Yeah Right

While my roommate ordered a book at the bookstore, I looked up and admired the view through the skylight. When I commented on how nice it was, the lady helping us (fiftyish?) said that they had recently redone it, and the view was even better when the young men were working on it! I almost died laughing. IMMD

Submitted by: Delightfully Scandalized

I was on the internet while my sister was outside, suddenly she starts screaming for me to come outside as fast as I could. When I got into the yard, I discovered she just wanted me to listen to "Come on Eileen" by Dexy’s Midnight Runners (one of my favorite songs) that some construction workers were playing. IMMD

Submitted by: Mel

After my wife’s grandmother died, we explained to our three-year-old that when we went to the funeral home, Grandma would be there, but it would just be her body. My daughter thought for a second and then asked, What about her head? IMMD.

Submitted by: Headless

I’m a foreign girl living in Japan and today I joined a gym. When we were doing the paperwork I had to sign something that swore I was not a member of the Japanese mafia!

Submitted by: Allie

I had a job interview last week, and the trays my (now) boss’s desk read "In" "Out" and "Shake it all about." IMMD

Submitted by: Eleora

Today, while working at a campus computer store, I overheard a student mentioning a very low quality strip club. The mom said she knew about it, she’d been there! It made my month!

Submitted by: RazorbackDude