Archive for the 'Harry Potter' Category

While walking down the school hallway I saw a guy forcefully trying to kiss a girl in the corner. I was about to help when I heard the girl say “Expecto Patronum.” The guy actually walked away. IMMD

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… He wasn’t harassing her, he was trying to “charm” her. – Burk

A friend of mine told me a story about how he was working at the movie theater the night of the New Moon release. He was working concessions when he saw a group of girls hovering around a giant Edward stand-up. He turned away for a moment, then looked back to find that they had put a Hufflepuff scarf around its neck. IMMD.

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… Team Cedric! – Sauce

In college chem lab, we were working on an experiment that involved the use of Bunsen burners. Our professor walked by and blew a handful of copper dust into one of the flames, causing green smoke to go up. The girl next to me looked at him and gasped “You’re Harry Potter!” IMMD.

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… Did he then yell “Diagon Alley!”? – Kaite

I was at a train station, between platforms 9 and 10. On one of the columns, there was a sign that said “Please do not try to run through.” IMMD.

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… “Please do not try to run through… unless you don’t want to be late for your first day of wizarding school!!” - Lurker

I had this huge bandage on my forehead because I got cut in a bar fight. I took it off yesterday and I think I’m going to have a Harry Potter scar. IMMD.

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