I was walking through a haunted house at Busch Gardens Tampa with a group of friends. In the middle of the haunted house, my friends screams, “TITS!” and one of the workers popped and said, “You’ll never see ‘em!” IMMD
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Em K.
After leaving my last and super stressful class, I saw Boba Fett standing outside. He let me get a picture with him. IMMD.
Sandy
The other day when I asked a good-looking co-worker what he was going to be for Halloween, he said he was going to go naked wearing a pair of roller blades, and be a pull-toy. IMMD.
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… That’d be one short pull-string. – Tomoko
Brett S.
Helping my uptight mother decorate for fall. She complained that, “the scarecrow had lost the stick that was up his butt”. To which I commented “I can see you haven’t lost yours.” IMMD
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Fishy
While at a haunted house, I made some of the employee vampires break character and laugh by thanking them for not “sparkling”. IMMD


