Archive for the 'halloween' Category

I recently went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Park, where a young man wearing a pink t-shirt caught my eye in the gift shop. Smirking to myself, I thought he must be another douchebag, when suddenly a bunch of his friends came around the corner, all wearing the same pink shirts. The guys turned my way and I saw that they all had “CANCER SUCKS” on their chests. I’m sorry for judging you, the shirts MMD! 

I babysat for 3 little girls while their parents were at a costume party. The mom is going as a Playboy bunny and the dad is going as Hugh Hefner. But they are telling the kids that daddy is a magician and mommy is the rabbit that comes out of his hat. Their little white lie MMD 

My friend dressed as Shaggy for halloween. No one recognized it. I described him as being constantly high and eating a lot to a woman. Her guess? Mitch Hedberg. I laughed for 3 minutes. It MourD 

On Halloween, my daughter had tons of candy. We stopped at a gas station, and my daughter handed me a goodie bag. “Give it to the kid who works here. He deserves it!” I handed the bag to the kid (he was around 17), and he walked over to his buddy and showed off his candy! IMMD and his! 

I was at home on Halloween handing out candy, but decided to wear a costume anyway (I was dressed as a cat). My dog was concerned because the doorbell kept ringing, so she followed me to the door every time. Some kids seemed scared of her but one little boy said “Aww, a dog! She’s so cute. Dog, chase the cat! CHASE THE CAT!!!” IMMD 

On Halloween, I was going around with a group of friends. At one house, a muscular, college-aged guy was handing out candy dressed as a fairy princess, complete with tights, tutu, and wings. I asked for a high five, and he gave me one while jumping and doing a ballet kick. IMMD. 

For halloween at work I dressed as Spock. I work night shift at the drive-thru window and every other car gave me the Vulcan salute. IMMN