Archive for the 'HaHa!' Category

I work at a health insurance company and today a man called in to find out if he could add his father to his health insurance policy. I told him that only spouses, domestic partners, and children were allowed. He replied with "So I could make him my domestic partner?" He was joking but IMMD!

Submitted by: Liz

While showing my Mom a website that told us what happened on the day she was born, it told us what day she was conceived , She exclaimed “That was my Dad’s birthday!”. I said “I guess we know what Grandma gave him for his birthday”… The shade of red she turned IMMD

Submitted by: Spence

During the first day of class one of my professors was handing out the course syllabus. Underneath the grading scale there was a quote. "You shall not pass!" -Gandalf the Grey. IMMD.

Submitted by: christiansok

I was trying to open the screen door to go outside when I heard my mum laughing (because she locked it) and then put on her best Gandalf the Grey voice and yelled "YOU.. SHALL NOT… PASS!!!!" I fell over laughing and IMMD.

Submitted by: GoodGollyMissHolly

Today I saw an elected official feeding a friend’s chickens on Farmville. IMMD

Submitted by: farmgirlmo

I was pulling into the gas station when some guy in a huge truck stole my pump. I had to pull around him to the pump behind. As I was filling my tank, I heard "Hey, does you guys’ pump work?" Instant karma. IMMD.

Submitted by: Andy

Yesterday at target the display xbox 360 had a red ring of death. IMMD.