Archive for the 'grocery store' Category

I saw a DiGiorno delivery truck at the grocery store. IMMD.

Today, at Superstore, I went up to the frozen food section and skillfully wrote “Help, I’m trapped in here!!” backwards on the inside of one of the freezer doors. I then waited and watched an old woman panic and open the door shouting “HELLO?!?!?” into it. IMMD

At checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, “PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX.” The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word ‘tampax’ for the word ‘thumbtacks.’ He came back on the intercom with: “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?” IMMD.