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My 7 year old daughter and I had just come back from a trip to the east coast. As we were finally catching a meal after getting out of the airport, she said she wasn’t hungry. I begged her to eat something and started making airplane noises while saying "Here comes the airplane"! She looked at me grinning and said "Dad, you know I hate airline food!"

Submitted by: traveler

I couldn’t attend a friend’s dinner party as I was going to be out of town. I am also a vegetarian. We were IMing and she said, "Actually it probably isn’t your thing anyway, I’m cooking Anus steak." (Pause) "ANGUS!! Angus steak!" IMMD.

Submitted by: Amanda

While in line at Mcdonald’s, a teen girl behind me in line pulls out her wallet and says “We in a recession, I can’t get no combo.” IMMD

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