Archive for the 'flowers' Category

Today when I was on my morning walk with my dog, I noticed that it had rained last night. Halfway through the walk, I found two fully grown garden snails eating a flower and over a dozen tiny baby snails trailing along slowly behind the parents. They were so adorable that I stopped and watched them for a few minutes. IMMD.

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loners_galore

Lately, I’ve been feeling a little blue because I’ve had to rain-check a lot of plans lately with a guy I like, and he has had to do the same. As a joke, he told me he owed me all the past dinners he has had to rain-check and a shrubbery. I told him not to worry about it, but he insisted that he would at least make good on the shrubbery. Today, delivered to my office was a beautiful collection of flowering plants in a basket planter. The note attached said: “A Shrubbery.”. It TOTALLY MMD!

I work as a florist for Stop & Shop. Today an older man came up to me (apr 80-90 years old) and bursted out ” I f**ked up. What do I get her?” IMMD.

Submitted by: Lolflorist

In biology the professor was explaining how pollen is really just plant sperm. He finished with "Just think about that next time you go outside in the spring and find your car covered in yellow dust!" It was totally gross, but still IMMD

Submitted by: Erin

The Senior Vice President of the small company I work for brought all the women in our company long stemmed roses today, and IMMD!

Submitted by: Katress

The (very) young man who had just finished bagging my groceries picked up the flowers I had purchased, handed them over to me cautiously and sheepishly said "here, I got you some flowers"… after he had complimented my perfume. Totally cheese, but IMMD.

Submitted by: Mindy

While I was playing with my rather large dog of whom my neighbors are afraid of, I picked up a fluffy dandelion and blew on it. He then proceeded to yelp and run away with his tail between his legs and hid under my car. IMMD