Archive for the 'exams' Category

On a test in my geography class today, we had the bonus question: “What is Goku’s power level?” IMMD

I had an exam in the university’s gymnasium, along with many other students. 15 minutes into the exam there was a power outage, and the lights wouldn’t come back on. The exams were canceled. IMMD

I was about to walk to a final exam through the fresh three feet of snow, when my neighbor called to me “Good luck in Narnia!”

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… The problem is that when you get back, the people at home think that you never took the exam at all. – MythReindeer

This was actually on one of my finals: Test question: What is the difference between Serif and Sans Serif? One of the answer options: Serif is like a policeman. Sans Serif is like a policeman on a beach. IMMD

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… I shot the Serif! But I did not shoot the ITC…. – Kitten

I was irritated and tired while grading a large pile of long exams when I came across the “take a break” page of one student’s exam. They had drawn a crappy picture of a dinosaur eating a house. The dinosaur even had neatly tied tennis shoes on. IMMD.

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… You should draw a giant monkey eating a car as a sign of appreciation. -Juh

Today, I went to my math class to take an exam and the teacher forgot the exams at home! IMMD.