Archive for the 'evil' Category

After accepting a job I really wanted, I learned the boss was horribly demeaning. On my first day, all she tried to do was break me down. Against my better judgment and my whole family’s advice, I went back the second day only to learn I was fired. Knowing I don’t ever have to deal with that awful person again totally MMD. 

My super-catholic boss was watching me input my lunch into my BodyBugg system, and when my total calories consumed came out to 666, he bought me a snack cake from the vending machine so i wouldn’t be "evil". IMMD

Submitted by: Calories Of The Beast

Today I saw a white guy with dreadlocks. He had gotten his dreadlocks stuck in his car door in the Whole Foods parking lot. IMMD.

Put Elmer’s glue all over my hands and peeled it off like it was my skin. I did this in front of my five-year-old and he lost his shit. IMMD.