Archive for the 'drunk' Category

Last night in a club I stumbled drunk into the ladies’ toilet and stepped aside to let a girl pass. She stepped to the same side to let me pass though and we did so humbly smiling for a couple of times before I realized I was standing in front of the mirror. IMMD

I saw a guy in a suit go down the street on a segway this morning. Then he spilled his coffee on his suit and fell off the segway. He was okay, just a little drunk. IMMD

Last night, I came home to find that some douche-bag at a party across the street had parked in my driveway. Later that night, a drunk guy from the same party tried to drive home and smashed into the car in my driveway. IMMD.

I watched a drunk girl try to puke in a trash can with little wheels on the bottom. She fell into the trashed can. IMMD.

Last night our fraternity had a party, and one of my brothers drank so much that he took a piss in my bed, thinking he was in the bathroom. Lucky for me, I had drank so much that I was passed out in the bathtub. IMMD. He’s buying me new sheets.