Archive for the 'drunk' Category

Yesterday I came home really drunk, and told my mother how much I love and appreciate her. I confessed that lately things have been hard to me, and came clean of all the things I kept inside. Waking up today, knowing that my mom knows about all that and how much it means to her actually MMD.

Woke up this morning (after St. Patricks) with a massive hangover. Looked to the side of my bed, and drunk me had left a glass of water, a small plate of snacks and a handwritten note apologising for my sore head, complete with a list of stuff I did last night that I might not remember. The fact that drunk me decided to look after hungover me MMD

I am a cashier at a Sears location inside a mall. Yesterday a scruffy, long-haired man checked out, started to leave, and reluctantly turned back around and revealed a small Abercrombie bag. He explained how the night before he had been drunk and apparently purchased “some ladies clothes” from this store he had never heard of and asked me if I could please point him in the direction of this mysterious place. His obvious confusion MMD! 

I was checking on my cat from my apartment window and saw a wasted girl holding a can of steel reserve (it’s 1:03 in the afternoon) laying on the sidewalk outside having a fully fledged conversation with my cat. It MMD.

I saw a girl in the grocery store just before closing today. The only things she was buying were energy drinks and Tylenol. She looked at me, laughed and said “yeah, tonight was fun but tomorrow is going to suck”. IMMD

Today I received a package containing random stuff I didn’t order (how cunning is your cat? activity pack, a pen that looks like a crayon, an empty plastic ball, etc). Upon investigation, I discovered my brother bought it for me as a “going away to university” gift pack. When I called to thank him he told me “I was really drunk when I ordered it at 4am” I laughed so hard and IMMD

Last night, drunk me did the dishes, cleaned up, and hung the washing out for hungover me. I don’t remember any of it. IMMD

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