Archive for the 'cops' Category

I was waiting at red light behind a few cars. The light turned green, but at the same time a couple of teenagers were crossing the street and made everyone miss the green light. Turns out the car at the front of the lane next to mine was a cop. He stopped them, gave them citations and a lecture, and MMD.

I was driving the speed limit in a local community and I knew the limit changed down to 25 MPH, so I slowed down. After flashing his lights at me, a creep in a 4-by-4 (who was riding my bumper) jerked around and passed me in the left-turn-only lane, going about 50. To my delight, a city cop pulled out of a closeby parking lot and pulled the guy over. As I passed them doing 25, the cop gave me a wave and IMMD.

Today, I met a police officer named Officer Friendly. That was his real name, and he gave me a free donut. He lived up to his name and IMMD.

I saw a cop turn his lights/siren on just to get through a red light, then he was stopped anyway by the train gate. IMMD

Submitted by: Michelle

I was watching some awful 70s cop drama with my Dad, and he turned round to say “Ah, the 70s. Back then, even the Mullets had mullets.” IMMD

Submitted by: Boink

Literally watched a cop race through the parking lot, and turn on his siren…. to scare off a flock of pigeons! IMMD!!!

Submitted by: Sin

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… Well there are signs that say “No Loitering” – Keith

I watched as a car stopped at an intersection just as the light turned yellow, pissing off the guy behind her. After stopping, he switched lanes, then proceeded to run through the (now) red light, failing to notice that a cop happened to be waiting on the opposite side of the intersection. Everybody saw that but him, until the lights started flashing. IMMD.

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… “You shall not pass!”… “Wanna bet?”…”See, told ya.”… – Anastasia