Archive for the 'cell phone' Category

I work in a coffee shop and people tend to think that we are not worth getting off their cellphone to speak to. Today I had an especially horrible man who ordered a cup of coffee and waved me off when I warned him the lid was not on all the way so he could add sugar. He grabbed the cup, walked outside and got mad at someone on the phone, swinging his arms and all his coffee poured out onto his shirt and the floor. Even though I had to clean it up, it totally MMD! 

Today I realized the mockingbird outside my window imitates my cell phone alarm whenever it goes off. IMMD

My boss Kelly doesn’t have a cell phone, and she said she was borrowing Gene’s phone for the day. When I programmed the number in my cell, I unwittingly listed it as Gene/Kelly. IMMD

Submitted by: Amber

I looked at my mobile phone today and I had 2 missed calls from my mother. When I called her back and asked what was up she responded with, "I leveled up on WoW and couldn’t remember where you said to put the talent point." I laughed out loud on the bus and IMMD

Submitted by: Stacy

I had my professor yell at our class for 20 minutes when someone phone went off about how disruptive they are. She said the next person whose phone rang would be kicked out. Then her phone rang. IMMD.

I saw a guy talking on his cell phone as he drove right up onto the curb and hit a fire-hydrant. IMMD.

I watched a guy walk so hard into an automatic sliding door that his head started bleeding. Exit only, d-bag on your cell phone! IMMD.