Archive for the 'awesome' Category

The other day my band teacher was telling us about his science teacher, and how he demonstrated the doppler effect. He did this by taking the class outside and driving his car by them. Our band teacher wanted to reenact this, but he said we needed to do this band-style. So, as he drove by, he was blaring a G on his trumpet! IMMD

Submitted by: BandGeek

Today we went out of town and had lunch. We were waiting on our food when a lady at the table next to us handed me a coupon for money off our lunch! IMMD

Submitted by: Kellye

The other day I was in the general store wearing my Superman t-shirt. The lady behind the counter said “Are you really Superman?”. She was joking around, so I played along. I replied “yes… yes I am”. She turns to a small child behind the counter I hadn’t noticed was there and said “See, I told you”. The kid looked at me in awe. IMMD.

Submitted by: Phillip

I went to Subway for lunch today and the guy behind the counter tessellated the cheese on my hoagie and IMMD.

Submitted by: Hoagie Heaven

My neighbor likes to crank her stereo up while she does housework. But she also likes to do her housework around the same time I go to bed! Last time, I tried for almost an hour to drop off through the thundering of pop tunes with the bass cranked up to full.
Just as I was getting ready to drag myself back out of bed and complain (again), I saw half of her windows go dark and the music stopped. Apparently she fried a circuit breaker; I slept like a baby and IMMD.

Submitted by: the sweet sound of silence

A few years ago when my grandmother was in hospital for cancer, she was in the bed and needed it to be raised to she could eat. She said "beam me up Scotty".. and to this day itSTILLMMD

Submitted by: Amy

A friend of mine gave us a romper suit for our newborn girl saying "Level 1 Human" (stats HP 2, STR 3, DEX 2, STA 2, WIS 3, CHA 20). Even though my wife is not a gamer she surprised me by putting the baby down to play in her playpen saying: "Here, go earn some experience points". IMMD.

Submitted by: Alex