Archive for the 'at work' Category

Yesterday, a co-worker asked how to De-Frog her computer.

Submitted by: Piglet19704

I work in a university and my boss is a dean. Yesterday final projects and internship applications were due, so today she waited in her office with a sword and declined to accept everything by brandishing her weapon and announcing "Off with your head!" IMMD

Submitted by: Red Ink

I was processing a shipment at work today and while no one was watching I built a fort with the empty boxes. My manager comes up behind me and says, "You’re north wall looks good but you’re totally exposed from the south." We then proceeded to construct a full scale fort and launch wads of paper at the other associates. IMMD.

Submitted by: Kelly A.

At work the other day, I received a call from a Girl Scout office in Fort Worth, Texas. Our caller ID abbreviated the name as "Girl Scouts FTW." Obviously, IMMD.

Submitted by: Woodchuck

I’m a high school teacher, and I found out that a student of mine and his friend got suspended for getting caught snorting protein powder pretending it was cocaine. IMMD

Submitted by: heartcheezburger

I work for a sales & marketing firm. We just got a new line of "green" cleaning products. Upon examining a bottle, I saw in fine print, "Please recycle me. I want to come back as a sailboat." IMMD.

Submitted by: Heidelene

One of my managers at work is pedantic about the office computer being cluttered with programs. After his latest outburst as to why there were so many ‘windows’ open, a co-worker, without looking up from his work, retorted ‘to let the fresh air in.’ IMMD.

Submitted by: OfficeSpace