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I work as a bagger/cashier at a local grocery store. I was having a bad day because all the machines kept messing up. Right after ringing up a huge order the register froze. I expected the customer to be angry but instead she screamed "DAMN IT JIM, IM A DOCTOR NOT A SHOPPER". Not only did that MMD when we asked the manager if we should reboot the register he replied "make it so" and it MM week

Submitted by: Chris

I work in a pharmacy. I went to check and see if we had something for a patient. As i walked to the shelves, i told a coworker, "I hope we have enough, this person needs a buttload." I looked down, and they were suppositories. IMMD.

Submitted by: CPhT

In the bathrooms of my dads office, it says:"Wash it off with soap now.. Or eat it later!" Kinda grossed me out but Totally MMD!

Like oddly specific signs? We’ve got that covered.

Submitted by: WisheWash

While nearing the end of a long day of cashiering, an elderly woman came through my line and wrote out a check. While she was writing she told me "I’m a little slow today. I went to moonlight bingo last night, and of course after that you have to try the slots." IMMD.

Submitted by: WouldYouLikeABag

Instead of cubicles, my office just has a row of desks along the wall. Today I realized that all of the computers in my row have space-themed wallpaper, and we could combine them to make a space panorama, which included the Enterprise, a TARDIS, and the Normandy SR-1. IMMD

Submitted by: The Final Frontier

I work at a law office where I am on hold for hours every day, and most places don’t have music anymore. Today one of the representatives I was talking to serenaded me instead of putting me on hold. IMMD

Submitted by: LittleBee

Today, while working at a campus computer store, I overheard a student mentioning a very low quality strip club. The mom said she knew about it, she’d been there! It made my month!

Submitted by: RazorbackDude