Archive for the 'at school' Category

Today in a computer lab someone asked how his friend got tables on the database to display right to which the friend promptly answered "WITCHCRAFT!" IMMD

Submitted by: Sam

We had a fire drill in school today, and when we got to the main doorway out of school someone had put up a huge cardboard cutout of fire across the door way and written WHAT NOW? across it in big letters. IMMD

Submitted by: Trapped!

Today my professor was trying to lecture, but some kids in the back were trying to hit a wasp buzzing around the ceiling. Finally he came to the back of the room and threw his folder at the ceiling. He got the wasp, and calmly resumed his lecture. IMMD.

Submitted by: QAS Kid

In one of my classes my professor was trying to get us to think of words associated with a topic, some of which was sexually geared. Someone asked if we could use the word orgasm again. My professor rejected it, saying that she was tired of orgasms. IMMD.

Submitted by: Elysium

Today in PE a couple of girls from the photography class walked by us. My ancient, turtle-like teacher called out "Nice booties!" as they passed. It took me a while to figure out he was talking about their Ugg boots, but still IMMD.

Submitted by: Julia

I was sitting in the front row when my history professor lectured on the second amendment. Towards the end of class I noticed he was wearing a belt buckle with the image of a bear toting an M-16 and a bandolier. It read "To keep and arm bears" and IMMD.

Submitted by: Jedi Knight Ivyan

My history teacher was using a slide show to explain good and evil of Alexander the Great. On the slide for evil, he posted a picture of the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus. IMMD

Submitted by: Ems