Archive for the 'at school' Category

Today in my physics class, our teacher picked someone from the middle of the class, then told him to walk down the middle of the room, our teacher then did the same, knocking into everyone and everything, even pulling chairs over, stepping over and on them. He did this to show us how much damage different types of radiation do. IMMD.

Submitted by: Rae

Today, my extremely difficult AP English teacher celebrated the end of AP testing by instigating a game of kickball. He pitched. IMMD

Submitted by: Lucy

Today, I grabbed one of the free newspapers at my school to find that every single picture of a person had a Dick Dastardly mustache and a top hat meticulously drawn in. IMMD

Submitted by: Nick

Today my AP World History class sat its exam, and to get us motivated my teacher painted his face blue like William Wallace in Braveheart. IMMD

Submitted by: Em

Today the power went out at school and the teacher agreed to let us all go early if it didn’t come back on in 10 minutes. As the teacher was about to walk out the door the power came back on. He let us leave anyway. IMMD

Submitted by: Charlie

Today in our study period, our teacher had pulled out a banana. As we were working in dead silence, she suddenly declared, "A banana is the perfect snack!" and proceeded to tell us why. IMMD

Submitted by: Fe fi fo fumbleh.

My English teacher was explaining his lack of artistic ability and said that the only thing he can draw is anorexic nudes. Most of the class didn’t get it until he told them it meant stick people. IMMD

Submitted by: David